fucknando alonso

bitching about cik tan lay choo

when the pure innocent young dakshy first got promoted to the best class in her school in form 3, delighted was my middle name. as in seriously wei. i was so happy to be promoted to the best class for the first time when i mysteriously got smart. stepping into the class on the first day of school, i met my class teacher, cik tan lay choo. and the pure innocent part of me went weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

yeap. i was no more pure and innocent as that was when i started cursing and swearing the most.
why? you ask?
well, that is because after the first few days of school was when i realised that my class teacher was a fucking racist! a fucking racist, i tell you!

she doesnt even look at me when she speaks to me. also to banu and mogana of course. she doesnt look at us at all as she feels degraded talking and mingling with students who are not the same race as her. no joke wei. you might think that i'm a little over over right now, but she seriously is like that. take it from me. i'm a happening observer.

anyhow, through out the whole of form 3, she gave me like SO many demerits for NO reason! really! when i went over to her and asked her if i could have a look at the register to have a look at the number of days i have been absent, she marked only 4 and gave me 30 demerits for no absolute reason. and when the other chinese girl was absent for the same number of days, she only gave her 4 demerits.
what the fuck la!
and whenever i go over to her to give the letter and all, she'll tell me that the register is closed, but when the other girl goes over, she accepts it. waaaaah! she pisses me off man!

the reason why i'm bitching about her NOW, is because she's actually in charge of the nonsense graduation that my school is having for form 5 students. when she came over to give instructions and all, dakshy was least bothered. LEAST bothered.
fuck her to hell!

mem-o-philia

oh!!!! this is have to tell you! yesterday, when i was in my mom's shop bumming (doing absolutely nothing), one of my mom's customers came over to collect his photos.

this guy (the customer) is a memory genius! yeap. he can memorise absolutely anything within a very very short period of time. so, dakshy, being the curious cat, tests him.

oooookaaaaayyyy.. since you're good in this memory stuff right, i shall test you.
ok. how?
umm. i'll write about 10 random numbers on a piece of paper and lets see if you can memorise them in forward order within 5 minutes.
no. make it 20, forward and reverse and 1.
huh?
write 20 random numbers and i'll memorise them in forward and reverse order within 1 minute.
what?! you can?
try me.

so, i actually wrote 20 random numbers and read it out to him oncer before he amazed me by saying them out in forward and reverse order within less than one minute. and everytime i question him on the sequence, he can tell me which number is at which slot.

whoa!

i freaked out wei! he's got such good memory wei. and his record is the ability to memorise 1066 random digits within one minute. wooooooooooooooow.
now, THAT'S intelligence wei.

deeps continues

preparations for deeps in my home has taken a whole new level. an entirely new level. i was shocked to come home after school to see the mega difference.

new stuffies
@-- the backyard has been tiled happeningly
@-- my room has been painted
@-- the garden has got landscaping
@-- mom's bathroom has been re-tiled
@-- the front part of the house has been painted
@-- the kitchen has been decked up with baking supplies for my sista
@-- grandma has started making her indian sweet stuff

one day i go to school and look at the changes at home! this is exactly why i shouldnt go to school. lol.

graduation

today, we had graduation rehearsal in school. everything went ok until our good-for-nothing principal had to give the finishing touches. she just had to come on stage and let everybody sorry REMIND everybody about how much of a nonsense she is. she spoke about how much she has spent on this graduation thingy and how much she expects her students to hold the school's image on that day.

am i missing something here?? since when did the school even have an image since the time she came in?? damn it! dont tell me i came to the wrong school this morning after such a long holiday!
*dakshy turns and looks around*
nope. i came to the right school. she came to the wrong one.

Dr SMS?!

syiekh i-am-not-a-real-astronaut muzaffar touched down today.
oops! i forgot that i dont give a damn.

neeeeeeeeexttt.

lewis hamilton

hamilton had mega gearbox problem yesterday that he couldnt complete the race and made him lose the championship! haiyo... i got a message from chua last night and i couldnt sleep at all la wei. he was so supposed to win you know! how could he do this to me?!

kimi ultimately won the championship. nevermind la.. at least its not fucknando alonso.
*dakshy wipes off flowing tears*

manchester untied vs. aston villa

nothing much to say other than,
keep that spirit and energy going fellas!!

click!

~ tomoro!! ~