for your info - i didnt purposely, i repeat, didnt purposely not go to school today. mom forgot to wake me up. and the simple equation to calculate whether or not dakshy will go to school, would be...
mom wake up - dakshy go school
mom doesnt wake up - dakshy no school
simple, isnt it? lol.
so, now.. it's 11.33am. i'm sitting at the computer listening to some music, rather than being in school and mugging chemistry, i think. so, yea. things are always fantastic when you're at home. at the comfort of your cushion sofas and your grandma, who's cooking is to die for.
recap on last night - tuition with mr. balan
whoa! my tuition teacher is possessed, i tell you, possessed!!!! he was completely okay with my add maths results for the trials! he didnt say a single word. even for the stupid careless mistakes i made. all he did was, correct my mistakes, and we moved on to the next chapter in my syllabus. i can still remember thinking of ways to escape from tuition. the 'suggestions' i came up with were kinda hilarious. wanna know my ingenious suggestions??
- not open the gate when he rings the bell to enter my house so that he'll get irritated after a while and leave.
- lock myself in my room and not go downstairs for tuition.
- tell him that my cat ate my add maths paper that i left on the table.
- run away from home and return at 9.30pm (tuition ends)
- when he asks me to get something, faint suddenly and look really sick so that tuition will be cancelled.
- consume a whole lotta alcohol and get high
- get onions into my eye and start crying non-stop - let him know that i;m crying because something unfortunate has happened to someone in my family.
and the list goes.. lol.
what am i supposed to do la? i really wanted escape from tuition. even if it takes me to lie to him saying that my cat, who doesnt even eat its own food, ate my exam paper. :) so typical me, isnt it?
cheers.
~ girl-who-needs-company ~
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